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Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,

The Internet: Rtrn

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: change, humorous, irony, nursery rhyme,

21ST CENTURY RE-WRITE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call With help from the lawyer and litigation men Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again! 09~30~16 Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer

Poem Details | by Jennifer Marie Oliver |
Categories: humorous, write, me, write,

Can I Make A Funny

You want me to write something so you can laugh
I will try, but it's an art or a craft
How am I to make you giggle? 
Does it have to be with rhyme or a riddle? 
Your poetry tends to be dark
Will mine even be able to hit the mark.
Will this laugh I give come from the belly? 
If it does then I must write real silly
You call yourself "A Poet Destroyer"
But I tend to think you're just a voyeur
You peek inside my head through my words
Sometimes me thinks what I write's for the birds
So I will try my hardest today
To make you laugh, in my own way.
 I hope I get just a smile or a grin
Because this contest is something to win. 

Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe, write,

LETTERS


Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 8th grade, funny, hilarious, humorous, judgement, write, writing,

Throwing Stones

Our distant cousin murders the English language every single time she trills.
WOYt is white, and Blah is black, and her long A’s can barely maneuver these hills.
AmbyEance means ambulance, and her R’s are a pure musician’s nemesis.  
Uh-oh, here she comes, hiding behind a language couple, and she’s fully dressed.
Has she seen us? This cousin who has no idea that she’s a murderess through and through?
Oh, hi darling. We’d invite you to stay, but there’s only room in this restaurant for me and him, and these other two. 


Poem Details | by Regina McIntosh |
Categories: humor, humorous, poetry, poets, write,

Writing

I am not terribly bright
I simply like a good write
so that's how it goes
no skin off my nose
I hope I don't cause a fright
~
Paper and pen in my hand
Poems begin as I planned
They go their own way
I pound them like clay
With each one I make my stand
~
Rhymes that always have meter
They act a whole lot sweeter
They love being voiced
Each of them I hoist
Inside til I complete her


Poem Details | by Sathya Babu |
Categories: funny, humor,

Here me write - Word play Homophone


Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day

Poem Details | by Anthony Scandrick II |
Categories: anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,

Dear Michelle

You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry,

it is nice to write happy poems

it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey 
happy happy 
poems
that make the sky 
and everything around me
brighter 
and me 
and everything around me
much much lighter

Poem Details | by Ingrid Showalter Swift |
Categories: humorous, write,

Magnesium Love of The Write

Does it shimmer with confusion?
Quake with conclusion
Sulfate with the meanings residue 
confound and astound you?
Does it rake and equivocate
Does it boil down and resonate
Does it shake your foundation and destroy your
condemnation?

If so your getting it right


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: funny, repetition, write, writing,

How Many Times

I've read and read, and read it thrice
and each and every time
I found one missed spelled word or more
Hidden in the lines
And though I proof read once again
Once again I goofed 
And if I have too, once again 
I'll go right through the roof


Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,

All About the Music: The Infinite Magic of Lyricism

Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.


(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")

Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: funny, lifewrite, day, write,

Busy Busy Busy

I'm far too busy can't you see
Too busy to write poetry
So please forgive this silly rhyme
I really do not have the time
To write an epic verse or three
I'm far too busy can't you see

So many things I have to do
And all by yesterday, it's true
Then as the day comes to a close
I collapse into a chair and doze
And if I dream more poetry
I'll place it here for you to see

Before this day comes to it's end
I'll give you some advice my friend
Use every moment that's the key
I'm far too busy can't you see?




Thanks for the inspiration - you know who you are :)

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: humor, lust,

Write a Footle

Prim and improper
Cat House
Nine lies


For Judy Cronos's Footle contest

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: humorous,

Alfred Hitchcock Movie Write

1st

After a thundering wet stormy night
I opened up the frig and had a fright
And out scrambled like it had an invite
Six frightening crab legs came and excite
Just out of Alfred Hitchcock movie write

By Eve Roper 4/17/2015

2nd

Early morning rise, orange juice delight
When a six legged crab in the spotlight
Came scurrying at me with no invite

By Eve Roper 4/17/2015

Syllable Count:10 10 10 10 10    10 10 10

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

LETS WRITE ABOUT POOP - NOT FOR CONTEST

I once wrote a poem about poop Not a 'suitable subject' for soup It’s something we all do So I’ll write about pooh Now a contest – Roy I’m **** a hoop! NOT FOR CONTEST 26th July 2015

Poem Details | by Effie Blake |
Categories: funny, imagination, on writing and words,

A Trite Write

cliche
is hard to get 
away from in writing --
your creativity's quicksand.
banal.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humorous, write,

Put it all together

Arrangements of words can exist  
So limericks end with a twist
This jolt to the brain
Is the final refrain
Of a punch line not to be missed

Poem Details | by Goode Guy |
Categories: humor, uplifting, write, me,

what'll ya have

what'll ya have?

Bring me a poem, 
raw or cooked - 
bring me some verse 
in a book or a file 
to sit and savor a while

my brain's a bit sedate
'n' craves a line of thought,
a blue-plated special bought
to elucidate

some observation or
piece of life
maybe crisp with line
both terse and sublime

my tongue's thirsting
some stanzas bursting
with beautiful poignancy
to wash it down, joyfully...

and bring a toonerism Spoo please

© Goode Guy 2013-04-03

for those unfamiliar...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism

Poem Details | by Phatt Matt |
Categories: adventure, deep, funny, hope, imagination, spoken word, write,

The Realm



 


Human nature is the cause
we can never ascend
but I want to go to the realm
a place much more
scary than I would like to pretend
a place where angels
and demons are in conflict
to me it would be
a weird tourist attraction
I won’t be taking photos
I would want to be
part of the action
of course the battle
would only be for the divine
that is why
I fight them in my mind
what if one day
it would materialize
a feat to be realized


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: how i feel, humor, snow,

I'd Rather Sit Here And Write

The world has been covered in a blanket of white
The snow so deep there is no car in sight
The shovel should be out to start this fight
Yet I think I would rather sit here and write.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, life, write, write,

Bone Tired

Then carefully she pushed the den back door
And stepped into the messy strewn day room
Dog bones, plates, cracker crumbs slung on the floor
All it would take is a few sweeps of broom

But__she was tired just bone tired of cleaning
Picking up strewn this and that, folding clothes
It seemed to be a life of no meaning
Maybe I'll write some polyphonic prose

"She sells seashells by the summer seashore"
That's not mine but maybe I can write too
Chihuahua can't chew gum chewings a chore
Can you write one or don't you have a clue

Now my tireness is gone no memory
Of that worrying about backstory

maintenant termine'

Poem Details | by Johnette Loefgren |
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

Write something for me.

      I wrote you a sonnet 
you yawned and you sighed,
      I wrote you a ballad
you tossed it aside
    I wrote you a senryu
you said ,"Much too short!"
       I wrote you a cinquain
       you had no retort......
So I wrote you a check for a million and five,
       and 
you said,
     "That's more like it,
     your talent's 
       ALIVE!!!"