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Poem Details | by Nigel Fox |
Categories: humor, malayalam, science, yellow,

Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water

Vodka
That is what they drink
never water
on no account will a Commie ever drink water
and not without good reason
water that's what I'm getting at
water is the source of all life
seven tenths of this Earth's surface is water
why do you realize that 70 percent of you is water
as human beings you and I 
need fresh pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
are you beginning to understand

That’s why I drink only distilled water
rainwater
or pure-grain alcohol

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation
do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived 
the most and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: body, funny, future, life, old, remember, yellow,

Pee in a cup -


Get up 
Shower
Pee in a cup

Cough - Give blood 
Only when told
But don’t give too much 
When you are old -

Urine’s no better 
When you are told
Vary your stream,
Your colors 
But – Don’t be too bold-

Now- 
Not too fast-
Get a strong hold-
Try to remember 
What’s  in front -
And behind you -
When you are old

Poem Details | by Brian Davey |
Categories: humorous, yellow,

Yellow Panda Bandit


                                              United Colours: Yellow 


                                                Yellow Panda Bandit




Caution Beware we have reports that the Infamous Bumble Bee Panda Bandit is near,
  He was seen in the light of the pale moon robbing the local Golden Spoon right here.

Believed to be armed and dangerous wielding his two Hornet Guns feeling courageous,
  although his spine is yellow scared little fellow, your jaundiced fur is just outrageous!

Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Yellow Rhinoceros---for Josie

Yellow Rhinoceros

I once saw a yellow rhinoceros
And everyone said, "That's preposterous!"
But soon they all went
Because of the scent
He'd farted and it smelled like phospherous!

deborah burch©
6/14/2012

Poem Details | by iolanda Scripca |
Categories: funny

Ten Foot Yellow Train

Julia Roberts - The Run Away Bride
Had a dog  Fido - loved water slides 
He lifted his leg
Yellow train - an egg
The bride disappeared hurt in her pride...

Fido's bright smile showed whites of Colgate
When Lady appeared sealing his Fate
Human wedding planned
On a doggies' land
Long Live bride's old Pop and his charge plate!
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Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire's limerick "Runaway Train"
An outdoor wedding, no sign of rain
The bride’s gown had a 10-foot train
     Crossing the lawn to her bequeathed
     Fido snatched the train in his teeth
And Pop watched eight grand go down the drain

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: cry, dog, funny, humor, life, mirror, yellow,

the old shaggy yellow spotted dog

the old shaggy yellow spotted dog
ran quickly around the drawing room 
chasing a long tale

until it spotted itself
in a mirror on the wall
and was amazed 

by how old it is looking 
and how quickly 
time passes

remembering its youth 
it laid down in a cradle in the woom 
and cried

Poem Details | by Carolyn Dewey |
Categories: food, humorous, lust, yellow,

Ode to Corn

My teeth crunch into golden heaven,
savoring fresh cream and salt.

This is my tenth - wait, no - eleventh
cob of corn. Time for a malt.

Corn cob, Mom, Bob,
Can't have another?

We love each other,
so you must.

Cob of corn, my golden heaven,
After you I love to lust.

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: funny, humorous, yellow,

A Wee Wee Poem

Small is sometimes a good thing
However these words of wisdom I do not bring
The wee of the wise
Sometimes we look to the skies
Relief in our eyes
When we need a pee, we wee
Oui oui?

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,

Roll on

Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-

like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,

I rank every thought in order of how I like it,

and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.

Striding with my shrine,

as I shock a spine,

revitalize and prime-

as I preen and primp and chimp-

as I act like a pimp,

I black out and gimp,

skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!

Poem Details | by Matt Caliri |
Categories: funny, love,

Yellow German Love Letters

There is a blanket of yellow love.
She wrote to me of it 
In an unleavened light letter,
Where my god is your god, and 
Sudden drops of bereavement 
leave a love nest of hands, 
Making certain you knew you were part of the whole,
A vibrant pulsating joy button.
Your hands are there to hold not swat.
"Bread" in German is "Brot."





Poem Details | by Mary Oliver Rotman |
Categories: fruit, humorous, yellow,

Randomling 6

Bananas an underappreciated fruit sentenced to banananality because yellow is their long suit.

Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: dog, funny, good morning, morning, muse, pollution,

Breakfast with my yellow lab Lucy



                          Wisping kitchen sunlight
                          with dust and wood smoke.
                          Golden hairs from her body 
                          from a shake as she woke.
                          Rising up and then falling
                          softly down as they float.
                          And brushing my oatmeal 
                          with a fresh yellow coat.

                      

                        

                           

                        

                           


Poem Details | by Jesse Jones |
Categories: funny, imagination, mystery, yellow,

Untitled #299 / Plush yellow car

Yellow plush car, yellow plush car
squishy squishy
plush yellow car

Poem Details | by MC MC |
Categories: childrenyellow, giggle,

Who's Yellow and Bubbly, Super-Soft and Cuddly?

Who's Yellow and Bubbly, Super-Soft and Cuddly?

O, Who lives in a Pineapple under the Sea
all yellow and bubbly ,super- soft and  cuddly
Who has a pet snail who leaves a long trail
and who'll make you giggle and never fail
Who's obsessed with his job
and can sure cure any sob?
It's Spongebob-on kiddie TV!



   Copyright McCuen 2008

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, snow,

NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW - INSPIRED BY CONTEST




Last Christmas I saw yellow snow (Poor Rudolph could not stem his flow) He now wears a nappy  And Rudolph's so happy As snowflakes are pure white you know! Inspired by walking in the snow contest 2 /19 /19

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: hair, humor, sin, women, yellow,

life with Trump XIX

This is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:

WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange 
More Russian hookers
Who are the best lookers
To pee and tint Trump’s hair orange


Author's note: His die hard supporters should be required to die their hair orange too. At least that would be funny.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination,

Yellow Sundress

Y achting on a clear summer day
E agerness was devoid for 'twas afraid
L abel in my yellow sundress frayed
L eans toward vintage but stayed
O blique sailing was his tricky scheme
W ell my Yellow Polka Dot Bikini unseen!  

Sponsor: Francine Roberts
Contest: Here Comes The Sun
Written: February 8, 2014

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: car, humorous, jobs,

BEWARE - YELLOW JACKETS CAN 'STING' YOU

They fly around our streets in packs We see them lurking almost every day Don’t misjudge them in time or place Or there will be more than hell to pay Their beady eyes don’t miss a trick Yellow jackets hover like pesky flies One minute late and they will sting The fine will be paid in painful cries Arrive at your car in plenty of time Don’t get there with a second to spare Your car is marked, and they will swoop Those yellow jackets make people swear! Inspired after seeing two parking wardens in our village today. (In the UK the traffic wardens wear black and yellow jackets) 08-31-17

Poem Details | by chris yarnell |
Categories: funny

This yellow tee shirt

This tee shirt is very bright
When you see it,fills you with delight

It's not extra large nor is it wide
The laundry detergent I use is tide 

So  whenever you see it be happy with glee
Because im the onlyone with this yellow tee

Poem Details | by April Thomas |
Categories: funny, happiness, life, love,

The Little Yellow Post-it

Passed across the counter
Where no one else could see
Was a little yellow post-it
With a message just for me
It said smile beautiful
With a smiley face below it
I may not have the guy
But I'll always have my post-it



Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: funny, nature, yellow,

Officinale Taraxacum


Officinale taraxacum,
the plain and simple dandelion,
If I said that most adore her,
brother, I'd be lyin'!

In garden plots and flower beds,
twixt paving stones, they flourish,
a boon to some, a pest to some
who wish that they would perish!

In her defense I must applaud
with great exhilaration,
the determined way she grows,
her quick proliferation!
 
If you favour wine or jam
this yellow bloom's for you,
its leafy greens are great for salads,
and it helps your liver, too!

The dandelion is here to stay,
and stay, and stay, indeed;
some don't mind its yellow crop,
to others, it's A WEED!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: car, humorous, jobs,

PESKY YELLOW JACKETS CAN STING YOU

They hover around parked vehicles Looking just like an evil wasp Make sure you’re back in time Or you’ll find out to your cost A black and yellow summons will be stuck to your windscreen And when you see the parking fine No doubt you’ll want to scream So when you’re busy shopping Don’t be tempted to browse or linger And if you've obtained parking ticket Don’t show them your middle finger! Written after seeing a parking warden slap fines on 2 cars 8/6/18

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: allegory, death, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, nature

Yellow Fellar

Poor beautiful yellow snail just enjoying sitting on the railroad rail
So sleek in God's design
Moving so slowly just sliding, slipping along
Here comes the morning train
Well, it won't be very long

Poem Details | by John Bertin |
Categories: blue, green, purple, red, yellow,

Black humor in a grey area

there was a redneck scarlet woman
who screamed blue murder
after seeing red in a blue movie
making purple passionate love in the pink
to the yellow peril who was green with envy

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, humorous,

My Runaway Yellow Limed Clock

My clock ran away taking the time
There was no warning, just up and went.
I’d give a nickel, maybe a dime.
To keep track of the weeks I’ve spent

Feeling curiously bamboozled and stymied
By that traitorous clock sorely bent
If you see her, her face is yellow limed.
Tell her good-bye, I have moved to Kent.